Minus Whale sprinkle in some sports news today just to get away from the norm...

Sports retail mini giant Under Armour today announced that they signed MLB Bryce Harper aka pretty boy bry to a earth shattering 10 year deal to make him historically the most paid(in full word to cam b) 

Harper is one the MLB's brightest stars and no doubt Mr Harper will be a legend when it's all said and done and lettuce not forget UA has other superstars under their belt Mr Chef Curry, Jordan Speith, the king of dab Cam Newton and the NFL's biggest cheater Tom " 2 phonez " Brady.........